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Matrimonial reply
Matrimonial reply
Reply to an online Matrimonial from a Pakistani man:
Madam:
I am an young uncle living only with myself in Lahore. Having seen your
advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you
and hope you will take me nicely.
I am a spoiled son from inside Punjab. I am nice and big, six foot tall
and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am
working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and
I am a good batter and I am a fast baller. Whenever I come running in
for balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my
rapid balls that bounce a lot.
I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am jolly.
I am gay. Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am
always giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get
on top. That is how nice I am. I am not having any bad habits.
I am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else. Every
morning I am going to the Jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am
pumping and pumping. If you want you can come and see how much I am
pumping the dumb bells in the Jim.
I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for
you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What
to do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I
am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my
things into your hand.
If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you
very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb bells in the Jim.
If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you
and press you until you come. So, I am placing my head between your
nicely smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope.
I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.
Expecting soon,
Yours and only yours
Choudhary Warraich born by mother in Okara and become big in Lahore,
Punjab
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